Wednesday 13 February, 2008

A Speacial Valentine's Day

Valentines Day is considered as an occasion when lovers express their love for each other. This celebration includes writing poems for your dear ones, exchanging gifts, cards, partying, shopping and many more such things. It is an ideal occasion to spend time with your lover. On this occasion, we honor nothing but ‘love’.

One wants to spend this time with a very special person, and the dreams comes true also. I tried to figure out some of the very remarkable pairs that should hook up together this Valentine’s Day.

George W Bush and Osama Bin Ladin

Osama will surely gift him the blue print of attack behind 9/11 and Bush will honor him as the ‘last guest’ while in office.

Hillary Clinton and Obama

Clinton will carry the edited version of Obama’s speech (correcting the so called ‘mistakes’) and ask him be rehearsed it next time, you know proud Americans. Obama will extol her with a copy of speech that the Clinton family has been using for ages (to keep as a memorial).

Britney Spears and Michael Jackson

Both of them might agree to start a charity show for the people (u know who?). All the planning can be done there only; of course it is possible when Britney is around. They can also discuss their “not so personal” lives if they feel there is nothing left.

Roger Fedrer and Rafael Nadal

Both of them didn’t catch up in the Australian Open finals, so, it is the day to meet. To express what it feels when you and your competitor both fail on the same occasion. A huge mug of beer as the end note

Sania Mirza and Shaun Tait

They will discuss the idea about not playing. The fame they generate from saying all this, the revenue to come and the future statements. They can share a lot including the very famous frequent injuries.

Darell Hair and Steve Bucknor

They must be discussing about who hurt Asian’s more and planning for a retirement plan. Even considering umpiring a series before retiring in Asia is also a probability.

Martina Hingis and Maria Jones

It will be the same old drugs and sports. Hingis has a book titled ‘When to Say The Truth?’ for Maria and she too has a lovely book titled ‘List of enhance drugs that don’t show up in tests?’ for Hingis. An anti-drug campaign is certainly a possibility here.

Christiano Ronaldo, Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty and Bipasa Basu

This one will be a big hit, keeping all the speculations alive. The only person curious here would be Ronaldo, as he hasn’t visited India yet. He would be dying to know what does a “kiss” means in India.

Shahid Kapoor and Rosa

Shahid will surely gift Rosa some of the belongings of Saif he found in Bibo’s room, at least she can keep them if not something else. Rosa will furnish Shahid with a list of upcoming events which he should avoid attending (so that he doesn’t see his ex with a new Gen-X).

Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Narsima Rao

Atal Ji must have written a poem for Rao titled ‘Gone Are the days” (Chale Gaye Vo din) and Rao will reciprocate with a video of those days when Ataj Ji preferred not to speak (to let him know how actually he looked like a PM). The perfect “Old Age Home" probable’s.

According to Mamkol, “Be-live in love, a date will surely arrive accompanied by your Valentine”.

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